An Escort & Dominatrix in Leicester: About Moi!

Hello Leicestershire (and elsewhere!) hussies and horn-dogs, your local escort, dominatrix and all round horny hustler here! So after waxing poetic only a few days previous about how I loves the wintry weather, the chill and the damp is actually starting to bore me now (not tire, but bore) and I found myself already dreaming this morning of sticky summer’s evenings and loose, wispy dresses, sandals and exposed chests. And the smell of sun lotion! Why is that such a delightful scent? What is the answer to that? Other than the ‘well it reminds you of your holidays duh-brain!’ answer. There is more to it than that, I’m sure.




Anyway, a sexy young fella, after having his fill (cuffs and whipped cream was involved) asked me with the time left, if he could quick fire FAQ me some random personal questions, and I thought it was fun, so for my blog today, I thought I’d re-create the exercise. Here goes!

What’s your favorite piece of clothing you own?

I don’t really care for outdoor clothes much at all, but I love love love lingerie…my favourite is a cream slip with black lace. Cream and black go so well together methinks.

What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?

Rainforest trekking. Or wine tasting. Maybe more the latter (I’m a pussycat!).

What would your perfect room look like?

Something out of the Palace of Versailles.

How often do you play sports?

Never. As a point of honor. Well I swim, and a bit of yoga. Is that sport?

What fictional place would you most like to go?

Rivendell during the day, Dracula’s castle at night.

What job would you be terrible at?

Well any job that required me to be OK with being bored for longer than 20 minutes.

If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning medal for?

Enthusiasm for spanking/fingering/general whorey horseplay.

What is the most annoying habit that other people have?

Reading their phone whilst walking. I barge. Man do I barge.

What job do you think you’d be really good at?

Renaissance Venetian Courtesan.

What skill would you like to master?

Mind control. Or the lute. Well, actually, to regain my French.

What would be the most amazing adventure to go on?

The Orient Express with Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker and Marilyn Monroe. There would be Martinis. Lots of Martinis.

What’s your favorite drink?

Martini! Dry gin Martini. Or a bloody good robust red.

What state or country do you never want to go back to?

Las Vegas. If I’m being polite I’d say ‘Not for me’, if I’m being honest I’d say ‘ The apotheosis of urban American pestilence.’

What songs have you completely memorized?

ALL OF THEM. And Bohemian Rhapsody.

What game or movie universe would you most like to live in?

Midnight in Paris!

Are you usually early or late?

You know the “A wizard arrives precisely when he means to…”? Well it counts for whores, too.

What takes up too much of your time?

Mastur-procrastination.

What do you wish you knew more about?

The reason socks seems to have developed some kind of ‘planned obsolescence.’

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?

I’m guessing where my tooth brush is.

What are some small things that make your day better?

Orgasms. Come now.

Who’s your go to band or artist when you can’t decide on something to listen to?

Relaxing at home, Chet Baker. Out for a trot? System of Down. Subject to change.

Who has impressed you most with what they’ve accomplished?

The guy I met in a bus station once who said he collected plastic spoons and glued them to the walls in his house, and was near entirely covered. Legend.

What TV show or movie do you refuse to watch?

Loose Women. Please, this shit just makes us chicks look bad.

What would be your ideal way to spend the weekend?

A summer weekend in Paris with a credit card that did not need repaying.

What is something that is considered a luxury, but you don’t think you could live without?

Probably Champagne, although I can live without it, really, for days at a time. I’m a trooper.

What’s something you like to do the old-fashioned way?

Fucking. None of this Hadron Collider sex shit.

How often do you people watch?

Answering this question could easily make me sound like a Peeping Tom.

What have you only recently formed an opinion about?

Theresa May’s royal blue suit jacket. It looks amazing from the front but very unfortunate from the side/back. I think she needs to be informed.

How do you relax after a hard day of work?

Whats one of them?

What is the most heartwarming thing you’ve ever seen?

A little girl crying because a pigeon had a gammy leg.

What could you give a 40-minute presentation on with absolutely no preparation?

My masturbatory habits. Peep Show.

If you were dictator of a small island nation, what crazy dictator stuff would you do?

Well its going to be a warm island, so every one must perpetually wear some kind of hula skirt for a start.

What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?

Hum Tip Toe Through the Tulips in a full lift. Maybe whilst doing a few slight squat thrusts.

What’s your dream car?

The Batmobile!

What is something that a ton of people are obsessed with but you just don’t get the point of?

Bake Off. They bake cakes. In a tent. That’s it?

Where is the most interesting place you’ve been?

Berlin.

What piece of entertainment do you wish you could erase from your mind so that you could experience for the first time again?

Manhattan by Woody Allen.

What’s the most interesting piece of art you’ve seen?

I haven’t seen it in real life by The Garden of Earthly Delights by Bosch; I think just because it seems some ahead of its time and predictive n’that.

What city would you most like to live in?

I’ve not been but I’ve decided on Florence.

What movie title best describes your life?

Rocky. Or Rambo. Or The Thing.

If you suddenly became a master at woodworking, what would you make?

Quentin Tarantino’s Chin. To scale.

That’s all folks!!

Miss Lenna - Leicester & East Midlands Escort, Dominatrix and general Sensualist